Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

I woke up to pee about 2 hours ago but I haven’t been able to go back to sleep

You know why

Because my FUCKING neighbor’s FUCKING ROOSTER won’t stop cock-a-doodle-doo-ing his ass!!!!

I’m so fucking pissed omfg my first day of work is tomorrow (I mean, today since it’s 7 in the damn morning) and I’m only gonna have 2 hours of sleep? Because of this fucking animal???????!!!!!!!! I HATE ROOSTERS FUCK THEM FUCK ROOSTERS